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No Gentleman
(From Last Week) Just saw an old lady literally fall onto a guys lap 3 times while trying to keep balance standing on the subway. The guy did not offer his seat or assistance. As I noticed and was about to start yelling, he got off at a stop, blowing past her. She recovered, the doors closed and then she said “I missed my stop.”
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I was walking home and just, like, my arms got tired so I took one of my parcels and hid it in a snowbank. I would come back for it later, like a doggie, or a squirrel. I was feeling very smart and walking away when I heard “HEY!!” Uh oh, it was the guy from the house that owned the snowbank. He thought I was littering. I explained the situation and he said, “Guess what? Gentlemen still exist!” and he pulled the parcel out of the snowbank and walked me home. The parcel was a plastic tub of cat litter.
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